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Food For Thought
Sheeple not only remove their fluorosis-riddled teeth at night...
Former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfield did champion in the wide-spread use of the toxic chemical Aspartame. However, contrary to popular belief he did not coin the phrase, “pizza face.”
Squeaky Clean
Selling almost as fast as the (non fed) fed can print money are “Needle Brains”. These full size sheeple skull paperweights will add a distinctive touch to any decor. $29.95 everywhere!
WASHING INSTRUCTIONS:
REMOVE BRAIN FROM HEAD. MACHINE WASH WITH LIKE BRAINS IN WARM WATER. BLEACH AS NEEDED. REMOVE PROMPTLY. LINE DRY. WARM IRON. PUT BACK IN HEAD. WATCH TELEVISION. REPEAT.
REMOVE BRAIN FROM HEAD. MACHINE WASH WITH LIKE BRAINS IN WARM WATER. BLEACH AS NEEDED. REMOVE PROMPTLY. LINE DRY. WARM IRON. PUT BACK IN HEAD. WATCH TELEVISION. REPEAT.
In the majority of U.S. mass (civilian) killings the perpetrator was either currently on or withdrawing from SSRI’s. A new generation of American youth are now engaged in genocide without having to wear a military uniform.
There are no boundaries when it comes to the dumbed down sheeple agenda. Precious lamb chops are not immune. In fact, it all begins with their first vaccination. They used to grow up to be artistic. Now they’re more often than not – autistic.
... they also remove their brains (often forgetting to put them back).
“Honey, this new lounge chair is the best! But how do I get it to recline?”
“Pull the handle, dear!”
Nutritionists are predicting that the average American sheeple will soon weigh six hundred pounds. That’s three hundred pounds more than a baby elephant!
School children are easy sheeple targets because their parental units are too dumbed down to supervise them and too preoccupied with ‘hoping for change’.
A herd of wild-eyed and unemployed dumbed down sheeple storm the front gate at FOX Studios in anticipation of appearing on the Jerry Springer Show. They were all hired.
Skullduggery
Brain Drain
Harry Elefonte
“Hey, I’m an elephant. What’s your excuse!?”
For ‘do-it-yourselfers’ this comprehensive brainwashing manual is now available at all Numb Nut & Brain Dead retail outlets. $14.97
NEW!
Actual MRI of a sheeple after watching only 16 seconds of “American Idol”.
... then you qualify for AARS membership (American Association of Retired Sheeple).
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If you are old enough to remember when propaganda was broadcast in black & white...
Sheeple by the herdload are switching to “Brain Wash” detergent because it leaves their brains feeling ‘clean and thought free’ without the use of harsh pharmaceuticals.
Baa! Baaa! Bubble! Bubble!
Baa! Baaa! Bubble! Bubble!
The fact that fluoridated drinking water causes brain damage is no deterrent to thirsty, dumbed-down sheeple, mainly because they have no brain function left.
The Sheeple Cinema is now open! All registered and RFID chipped sheeple can attend for free! All we ask is that you do not eat the seats.
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FREE Online Cinema!
SHEEPLE CINEMA
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