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Most sheeple believe that Former Vice President, Al Gore invented the Internet, Jupiter and Goofy. What most sheeple do not believe is that he invented global warming, and is full of flammable gas, more commonly referred to as ‘hot air’.
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Al Gore’s modest Tennessee mansion uses more energy in one month than the average American sheeple’s household uses in an entire year. His average monthly electric bill is $1,359. Will he have to pay carbon taxes to himself?
Global warming? Al Gore’s SUV (pictured here) was burned to a cinder while he was speaking at a global carbon tax fund raiser in Miami. Firefighters had to spray the entire city with ice to keep the global warming fanned flames from spreading. The vehicle suffered major fire damage and was totaled by his insurance company, AIG. Mr. Gore was compensated $669,000 for the damage and presented with a solid gold fire extinguisher valued at $48,000,000.
Al Gore stars in the new, critically acclaimed summer blockbuster, “Call 911: My Pants Are On Fire!” The comedy is showing nation wide and burning up the box office!
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That Hot Lovin’ Feeling
Former Vice President, Al Gore, dressed like a polar bear to promote his ‘vested interest’ in global warming, is photographed just moments before falling through the melting Arctic ice flow...
On Thin Ice?
Who said former vice presidents dressed in polar bear suits couldn’t swim?
... and an historic 3,986 mile, record breaking swim all the way back to his mansion in Tennessee!
Al and Tipper Gore (or is that Hillary?) celebrate with a long and slow french kiss after Al won the Academy Award for his convincing performance in, “Call 911: My Pants Are On Fire!” Plans for a sequel are rumored to be in the works with Mr. Gore’s production company, Convenient Pictures.
Published Weekly (usually)
The new Idiot’s Guide to Global Warming is now available at all Brain Dead and Numb Nut retail outlets. All sheeple are encouraged to get (and not eat) a copy.
Another Idiot... Book
Al Gore floats effortlessly outside of earth orbit, filming an infomercial during his 2001 space walk while aboard his privately owned Sheeple 7 space craft. He claimed that “Human life can now be sustained in deep space without the need for oxygen or a cumbersome spacesuit.” He has a patent pending on this ‘top secret technology’ and is seeking private investors.
The Truth Be Told
Read the sign very carefully and see what Mr. Gore is really saying!
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