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We’re completely baffled as to what this portrait represents but it seemed to work for the sixty-three million poodles that voted for Soetoro (a.k.a. Obama). We’ve since learned that the poodles were lead to believe that Lincoln was the presidential candidate. “Poodles For Justice” are now protesting the deceitful fraud.
There’s a reason why Barry Soetoro’s (a.k.a. Barack Obama’s) ratings are plunging faster than the (non fed) fed can print paper and it isn’t because he’s lied about everything since pretending to be president. It’s a simple law of physics that states, “Every president, pretending to be or otherwise, that goes up, must come down, some faster than others.” And Mr. Soetoro (a.k.a. Obama) is coming down really, really fast.
Coincidence?...
... you decide
Is it possible that ‘The Commander & Chief’ is actually ‘A Communist & Thief?’ Non ‘dumbed down’ enquiring minds have filed numerous lawsuits demanding proof of a documented, legitimate birth certificate.
Barry Soetoro (a.k.a. Barack Obama) recently visited the land of ‘Oz’ where the wicked witch of the east let him pretend to be “The Wizard of Oz”.
What’s The Deal?
Will the new depression be as severe as the old depression?
Only TIME will tell.
Only TIME will tell.
Then ...
... and now
‘Change’?
Revelation?
Could H.G. Wells have seen into the future and Barry Soetoro (a.k.a. Barack Obama) when he penned the classic novel,
“The Invisible Man”?
“The Invisible Man”?
Not From This Earth?
Many have claimed that Barry Soetoro (a.k.a. Barack Obama) is actually an alien and not the Messiah. The cylindrical shaped UFO (shown here) hovering near Soetoro, suddenly vanished, leaving all that were present in total darkness for several seconds.
UPDATE: The American Sheeple has learned that the object floating near Soetoro was actually a (out of focus) light fixture in the Oval Office.
However, there still remain many unanswered questions as to Soetoro’s true identity and The American Sheeple will continue to investigate.
UPDATE: The American Sheeple has learned that the object floating near Soetoro was actually a (out of focus) light fixture in the Oval Office.
However, there still remain many unanswered questions as to Soetoro’s true identity and The American Sheeple will continue to investigate.
This pre-campaign poster was rejected because the chocolate swirl cookie was mistaken for some kind of hypnotic device.
Another rejected pre-campaign poster, this one because the message was too ambiguous for the sheeple focus group.
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