The American Sheeple respects your right to complete privacy.  Any information you provide to The American Sheeple such as: name, address, telephone number, email, date of birth, race, sexual orientation, fetishes etc. will never be given or sold to any third parties by us for any reason – with the possible exception of:

A)  Water boarding by a certified, trained specialist of the U.S. Government

B)  Tax auditing by the IRS

C)  Forced H1N1 flu vaccinations

D)  Loofah back rub from Bill O’Reilly

Other than the above mentioned potential causes for rating you out to the PTB (powers that be) your information is safe with The American Sheeple.