The (not so) latest OILGEDDON news
NOAA Administrator Dr. Jane Lubchenco, expert in fishocology, tells the American sheeple that the toxic, poisonous fish of the Gulf are safe to eat. Moments after giving this announcement Dr. Lubchenco had to be rushed to a real doctor after she suffered severe cramping and diarrhea from eating a bowl of fresh Peli-con-carne at the Rusty Pelican Cafe in Louisiana. We wish her a slow and painful recovery.
Go Baaaaak!
Take me Baaaaaak!
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NOTICE: THE AMERICAN SHEEPLE SPECIAL PUBLICATION OF OILGEDDON WILL NO LONGER BE UPDATING THE SITUATION IN THE GULF OF MEXICO. THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA AND GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS REPORT EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL. THE (MAJORITY) OF SHEEPLE HAVE GONE BACK TO SLEEP – NOT THAT THEY EVER WOKE UP. THERE ARE A PLETHORA OF OTHER SITES (NOT AS FUNNY) THAT CONTINUE REPORTING WHAT IS ACTUALLY TAKING PLACE IN THE GULF. WE WON’T LINK THEM. YOU CAN FIND THEM. OF COURSE YOU’LL HAVE TO SPEND A FEW MINUTES DOING A SEARCH AND WE KNOW HOW THAT WOULD CUT IN TO YOUR QUALITY TV TIME. THE CHOICE IS YOURS.
WE WILL BE BACK WITH OILGEDDON WHEN THE BODIES START PILING UP BECAUSE THAT MIGHT WAKE YOU UP. BUT FRANKLY MY DEAR BA-BAAS WE DON’T GIVE A DEAD SHEEPLE’S ASS. BAAAA!