Well, I guess it’s time to level

with you, as being dishonest is getting us

diddly squat.  Actually, just diddly.  So never mind

the “truth”, “justice”, “free speech” and all that stupid crap

about why you should donate to The American Sheeple.  The real reason you should donate is because all we wanna do is get friggin’ drunk!  And then get a good friggin’!  Hell, we’ll settle for a bad friggin’!

So come on, folks – help us out!

Baaa-urp!”